Hic-hiker's guide...

Umm you have a new year party, you have paid that 'extra' premium for being there, and you are all set to rock the world to bid good bye to an exciting year... You are ready to go to that party and just go wild in a manic sort of way...
And then the unfortunate things hit you... "resolution to cut down on any hard drink, and smoke".. UGGHH... ok...

So for my fellow friends here is a guide to have a totally sober new year...
First of all it is very important that you become rsponsible to drive to and fro the party site.. which means that you should also NOT have any competitors or substitutes. One way to make sure is to take your car... Even if that doesn't work, have the party at a place which is like at the fag end of the universe... or at least seems like it..
Another one of my favorite trick is to hang on with a person who is totally sloshed, and when I mean totally, I mean the way Big B is in Sharabi... Just happy with the world and walking like a crab.. (which reminded me of a joke, but later).. This way you condescendingly handle the guy and feel pretty good about it, apart from enjoying the party with him... its better that this person is not that emotionally attached to you otherwise all you'll remember of the party will be a sob saga ...
The last recipe of being sober is a trade secret. its a personal favorite and you can call or email me to get the details... Your privacy assured...

So here is cheers to life, and another year full of excitement, enthu and other such things that make booze a total waste of money!!

PSSSTTT, next time "Why IIMs are better than any other B-schools in India and why should ISB worry?"... interesting no??